I've been looking back at my posts and I realized that I don't think the real me is coming through. I seem so serious. I'm really a bit kooky and have a really wacky sense of humor. I do take things seriously, but often try to liven up a serious situation by cracking (often inappropriate) jokes. And, I love a good pun! So, I figured I'd finally do one of these survey things so that maybe...just maybe...you could start to get a sense of the real me.
1. If you ever won the lottery – what’s the very first thing you’d do?
Faint? Pee myself? Start laughing hysterically because I'm embarrassed that I peed myself after I fainted? Seriously, after all the obligatory "invest" & "take care of family" I'd probably buy a boat. My husband loves the water (but I hate the sand). I think a boat would be a great compromise.
2. What is your favorite curse word?
Ass. You can do so many things with "ass"--smartass, dumbass, assface, kiss my ass, spank dat ass...AND, it's just fun to say. Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass...
Speaking of ass, have you guys seen the Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage commercial? It's just toooooo funny!
3. What is your favorite holiday and why
I'm sort of a holiday grinch. I love to buy gifts for people, but I like to do it because I was somewhere and saw something that made me think of that person. I don't like to be forced into it because it's a holiday.
4. What turns you on?
Recently, my husband and I were at the airport waiting to board the plane (don't worry...it's not one of those stories). He was standing against a wall a few feet away to charge his laptop before the flight. I happened to look up and catch his eye and he smiled a little half smile and winked at me. I suddenly had butterflies and was thankful to be sitting down because I got all weak in the knees. Who knew a wink could affect me like that? Oh...and cowboy boots. And...a nice soft kiss on the back of my neck.
5. Whose blog spoke to you, stayed with you, meant the most to you, stands out to you this weekand why?
Amy W...she's so honest and will talk about ANYTHING!
4 comments:
I love your #4!!! And I completely understand about not coming through your blog like you really are - I feel the same way about mine - I'm witty & a bit sarcastic - but my posts seem so sterile a lot of the time!
do you say asshat bc its my new favorite word? I kinda will talk about anything....ahahah...someday it will probably bite me in the ass (look...I said ass again)
We also put ass cheese (i.e. asiago) on our pasta.
I do like asshat but don't say it much because I'm not really sure about the correct usage.
We often get up at "the ass crack of dawn" or even sometimes at "the crack of my ass".
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